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- benversion0
US foreign policy? US president? US obesity problems? US gun laws....ALl fucked
- TransFatty0
get your jordan on
- unknown0
uhmmmmmmmmm ok
- unknown0
... on the news last night [about those SUV things] an american guy got interviewed and said:
"Americans are all fat and lazy..."
I'm not American but I agree.
- moth0
american bashing? we're not going to like, really hit them are we?? my therapist said it was bla bla bla bla bla bla ...
- Mal0
How true Patrick I also once married a chicken cutlet while I was drunk on fermented dumpster juice during a spacewalk on the monn (which btw is made of cheese).
- frow0
You're right, Kezza. Perhaps I should begin to employ creative expressions like...
"arse"
"blyme"
"pisst"...into my American vocabulary.
You sound like a bunch of pirates. Oh, shall i walk the plank now?
- benversion0
yep. fat and lazy is true. saw an article about typical weekly food shopping of different nations. americans had 54 packs of pop-tarts, 36 litres of sunny delight, 45 bagels, 78 hamburgers, 57 candy bars, 64 packs of 'chips' (super size) and 50 gallons of 'soda-pop' to wash it down with. mmmm.....health anyone?
- Blofeldt0
I went to San Francisco and it smelt of piss.
- TransFatty0
*chuckles
- moth0
no bring it here - we'll chuck it on the fire.
- unknown0
you get laid from your date?
- frow0
Tell you what... let's trade. Give us that clear, King's English you speak with and we'll provide you all with a good, healthy set of TEETH.
- AD0
- benversion0
i went to new york and i find the new yorkers to be friendly if you feed them packs of lard
- Spix0
ha ha..nice work AD
- unknown0
"arse"
"blyme"
"pisst"corner stones of the oxford english dictionary
- benversion0
"lard"
"fat"
"sugar"cornerstones of american diet.
- eyoto0
this girl is a dork