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The successful candidate will have 40 years COBOL, Fortran, Sinclair basic, ideally have developed the mainframe systems that took man to the moon single-handedly from nothing more than an alarm clock and some fusewire, have developed and marketed at least 3 (three) of the worlds first successful home computers, their software and operating systems, won a nobel prize for pioneering 5gigabit parallel time-travel technology in 2050 and returning to 2005, in time to accept the position,
have at least 6 (six) usb ports installed in their neck with associated neural connections and a stable operating system they have themselves coded whilst asleep, and be flexible and adaptable within a team, able to meet tight deadlines. in the order of femtoseconds.
LA or surrounding areas.
$9/hr + health.