wacko jacko
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As much as I didn't want to admit it, Bashir's a vulture. He's one of those starf*cker journos that tailors the interview to that person's current celebrity equity. I guarantee that would have been a totally different interview if MJ's last album went platinum. The only reason he got the MJ interview in the first place was because he interviewed Lady Di back in the day.
That said, Jacko is from outer-goddamn-space.
The entire Vegas sequence was a beautiful train wreck, from the scooter game to the freaky manniquins in his suite to that little Rascal fat person scooter, it was great. But I loved the bit where they went shopping at the Venetian the most.
"Do you have your pen and the list of things I want? You should get that lis . . . ooh, is THAT on the list? You should put that on the list."
"Even celebrities want bargains."
"The thing I love most about shopping is thinking about the craftsmanship."
You could really see him admiring the craftsmanship of those $250,000,000 gilt urns.
"Put that on the list."
"And that."
"But Michael, what about pictures?"
"Paintings? I like paintings."
Then he buys two, as if to prove it. Excellent.
Do you think that if MJ put that Silly Putty face of his on the comics he could make some funny distortions of Family Circus?