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    The 11 best crystals for weight loss

    1. Blue apatite
    Blue apatite? More like blue appetite, #amiright? This true blue stone is considered a hunger suppressant, so it might help curb your cravings.

    2. Peridot
    Peridot is a type of olivine that’s known for its grand green color. Folks claim it helps them stay motivated while on a weight loss journey.

    Some people also believe it may reduce anxiety or fear, detox the body, increase strength, and enhance liver or gallbladder function.

    3. Sodalite
    This stone is thought to enhance your metabolism. It may also help you make better-for-you food choices and stave off cravings.

    4. White quartz
    Clear white quartz is thought to be a protective stone that can clear negative energy. That makes it a great choice to carry in your purse or pocket. Some folks even place one under their pillow.

    5. Carnelian
    Carnelian is a radiant red-orange stone that looks gorg as a pendant. Some peeps use it to reduce hunger and food cravings. Others claim it can help detox your bod and boost your overall health.

    6. Amethyst
    Amethyst has a lot of spiritual street cred. Believers think it can balance your hormones while enhancing metabolic function. It may also keep you motivated while helping you make nutritious food choices.

    7. Iolite
    Iolite stans say this stone can turn you into the Energizer Bunny. In addition to increasing vitality levels, peeps also say it helps release accumulated fatty deposits.

    8. Diaspore
    Diaspore gives off a calm energy that makes it great for everyday use. Some folks think this crystal can help prevent water retention and assist with weight loss. It’s also thought to reduce age-related memory loss and promote lucid dreaming.

    9. Epidote
    Mineral enthusiasts use epidote to overcome feelings of rejection. That means it might help you let go of emotional and physical weight. It could also help you pay attention to what you eat and why you eat it.

    10. Picasso marble
    This stone’s vibe is all about strength. It’s believed to increase self-control, which could reduce your risk of choosing foods that aren’t in line with your goals. It also might help regulate your metabolism and keep you calm.

    11. Gaspeite
    Here’s another one that’s thought to stimulate your metabolism. It may help unclog bad feelings and motivate you to move forward. Some people think this is helpful if you’re prone to emotional eating.

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    • Now we’re talking! To this point, it’s essential to adjust the dosage of crystals according to one’s astrological horoscope.monospaced
    • For maximum efficiency.palimpsest
    • How do I the most of the crystal energies? Be in same room as them, eat them, hold them in my anus?thumb_screws
    • "carry in your purse or pocket. Some folks even place one under their pillow."palimpsest
    • How do you cook these?Sandder
    • Grind them in a food processor and sprinkle on freedom friesnb
    • Sleeping with them under the pillow sounds dangerous. Could overdose on the power of lolite if I hit snooze to many timesthumb_screws
    • These crystals are so effective you may accidentally lose too much weight.nb
    • White quartz hmmsted
    • @nb Only if you boiled your freedom fries in the urine of your foes. If you miss a step, it will not work.garbage
    • wait? what are we talking about?autoflavour
    • what the fuckcrazyprick
    • So you lose weight but your dental bill escalates b/c broken teeth?prophetone
    • @autoflavour https://i.imgur.com/…sted
    • Noooo way, esotericism in QBN? What's next? Homeopathy? Astrology?oey_oey
    • Been using Iolite in my bidet for a few months now and the results are astonishingnb
    • don't forget Cummingtonite
      https://i.imgur.com/…      pango
    • 8 hours in and I'm not getting results. I think I fucked up the lolite to gaspeite ratio.thumb_screws
    • Pretty hard to chew and digest in my opinion.ApeRobot
    • @ApeRobot turn it into powder and consume nasally
      https://i.pinimg.com…      sted
    • thanks for the tip, will do.ApeRobot
    • Amethyst definitely helps, not the stone though, it's name is a good hint (check the etymology)rzu-rzu
    • My sober friends swear by Amethyst Suppositories™.garbage
    • its* name, damn itrzu-rzu
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