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    I tried potato milk alternative. It's not great. It tastes okay, slightly acidic. Potato water background taste definitely there. Might work fine on cereal or cooking. NOT for drinking.

    It's awful in coffee, which seems to be its intended use. It separates, makes your coffee look like a cup of brain matter. Blech.

    The verdict: stick to oat milk, the unrivaled king of dairy alternatives (so far).

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    • "potato milk alternative"
      https://giphy.com/gi…      palimpsest
    • I don't know what you expected from something called "potato milk" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
    • WELL, ACTUALLY it's called "potato drink" or "potato-based dairy alternative"
      *adjusts nerd glasses*      jagara
    • Wood based dairy alternative is comingjagara
    • Of course, this might have untapped potential in some vegan food concoctions.jagara
    • I'm reassured because potato milk alternative would be an alternative to potato milk. And in that world potato milk would be norm.palimpsest
    • po...ta...to... milk......
      .......      pango
    • Don't throw it away.
      Ferment it and make vodka.
      At least then it would be good for *something*.      Continuity
    • THE GENIUS POTATO!hans_glib
    • Mix it with potato flour, shape goop into French fries, deep fry it. Voila! Reconstructed French fries.thumb_screws
    • Potato water cold-soaked instant potato powder. #loopthelooppalimpsest
    • Oh god no. Oat or Almond if you can't have dairy, 100%. Potato milk is fucking disgusting.garbage
    • @garbage tried it, or just assuming?jagara
    • Have you tried Badger Milk (tm)nb
    • Go on, pali.
      You know you want to.      Continuity
    • What if you just hold a fist full of dehydrated mash potato powder in your mouth and drink this hot potato milk?
      #thepangomethod      Continuity
    • Who the fuck named this? Yeah I want to think of dirt when I drink this barely drinkable milk and alternative_niko
    • Just use Coffee Mate. I can’t imagine it’s any less healthy than this concoction.monNom
    • I've not had this brand, but DIY potato milk that was enough to scare me off.garbage
    • Should be in the NOPE thread. Barf!sab
    • call me heartless, but I'd rather puree a cow than milk a potatorzu-rzu
    • Potato teats, you say?Continuity
    • I hate the design more than anything. Cut off the cumshots and keep the letters clean. Potatoes don't spurt.garbage
    • Almond milk is where it's at but everything, literally everything sucks in tea and coffee other than actual milk.kalkal
    • I'm all for alternatives that taste the same or better, but there isn't one for milk yet.kalkal
    • Been using it on cereal. In that case, it works fine. Coffee, no. Interesting to try, won't buy again.jagara
    • I like how committed you are to this, jagara.palimpsest
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