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    • they caught him smoking a cig backstage at the crucifixion. he had to make up something!futurefood
    • I'll go full nerd: Old Testament types were like "Oh shit, I fucked up. I must now sacrifice a lamb to atone for my sins or God will kill me."garbage
    • "Whoops, I fucked a goat. Better go slaughter a lamb. Whoops, I overcharged when I sold my daughter into sex slavery. Better go slaughter a lamb."garbage
    • "Whoops, I pulled out because I was doing this rape wrong. Better go slaughter a lamb."garbage
    • Because the lamb was seen as pure and sinless, and what was required to atone for these sins.garbage
    • After thousands of years of this, God was like "Jesus Fucking Christ, I'll do it myself."garbage
    • So he manifest himself, was sacrificed as the Lamb of God. Picture him as a lamb with infinite lives, because that's essentially what Christianity is based on.garbage
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