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    Drinking this was always pretty gay when you think about it, it literally tastes like carbonated water.

    Like I never understood how these big burly men super macho and aggro couldn't drink an actual proper beer.

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    • "dude, i can drink a 30 pack, dude"imbecile
    • sometimes i want a fruity drink. big whoop. you like bud light, cool. you like jägerbombs, ok.. I dont care what anyone drinks.plash
    • American beer is like sex in a canoe.i_monk
    • ^ @i_monk fucking close to water; zing!ideaist
    • i thought he meant unbalanced and unfulfilling...imbecile
    • USAshapesalad
    • I thought he meant it's like getting splashed by river water and the oar's always getting in the way.Nairn
    • Literally every country I’ve been to (a lot) has a beer like this. Acting like America doesn’t have great beer just means you’re ignorant AF. Also this is germamonospaced
    • Nothing German about Bud Light. It's absolute piss, and there's nothing quite like the water-down swill you people call beer natively outside the US.Continuity
    • It's absolutely endemic in the United States.Continuity
    • have you ever been to Germany and had any of the regional beers here? I'm guessing not, if you're drawing an 'ignorant AF' equivalence between it ...Continuity
    • ... and Bud Fucking Light.

      Fuck me, it's like Peruvian jalapenõs all over again.      Continuity
    • *jalapeñosContinuity
    • to aid mono's point Foster's is a joke in AUS and there are plentiful craft beers to enjoy in the US.imbecile
    • Haha_niko
    • that said, the best beer comes from Belgium, though US breweries are always winning awardsimbecile
    • Belgian beer is the hands-down best, but those Dutch trappist beers and western German alts are fucking great, too.Continuity
    • Of course the US has great beer but the comment was about the truck drivin’, bear hunting, raw liver eating, gun shooting ‘manly’ men who only drink this_niko
    • The Us _might_ have good beer, but it's certainly overwhelmingly outnumbered by carbonated piss in a can.Continuity
    • Nobody said the US doesn't have great beer (get momo hooked on phonics) but this is the beer that represents the US.palimpsest
    • And the baseline, mass produced beers of other countries like Heineken, Stella, becks, peroni, fosters etc are still miles ahead of this light garbage._niko
    • Just like Chimay represents Belgium and Pilsner Urquell Czechia even if I prefer Matuška. I'll take Chimay and Pilsner Urquell over Bud Light any day.palimpsest
    • ^Continuity
    • The point is: no, nother other country has beer like this. This is a singularly unique thing to the United States. Which shouldn't be much of a shock to anyone.Continuity
    • There are few things as American (and gay?) as defending shitty beer.
      La boucle est bouclée !      palimpsest
    • Mm. And don't get me started on American 'cheese', and what they call 'Swiss' cheese (as if there's only one cheese in the whole of Switzerland).Continuity
    • Cuntinuity - The US "might have" good beer? It clearly shows you've never drank Shorts, Bells, New Belgium, Grand Armory, Founders, etc,canoe
    • Cunt - you've clearly never traveled far from your hole in your basement. Argentina - Quilmes. Peru - Cusqeno. Costa Rica - Imperial. Canada - Labatt Light...canoe
    • The list goes on and on. But you're too filled with ignorance to care about anything outside of your need to shit on the states.canoe
    • lol @ the whataboutism. You keep doing you, buddy. <3Continuity
    • You should visit Canada, Continuity!palimpsest
    • Generalizations cause arguments. Continuity doesn't know how to read. palimpsest is projecting. what a great thread guys. good times.imbecile
    • Right? Gosh, I might learn a thing or two!Continuity
    • "The point is: no, nother other country has beer like this." AUS has Fosters. Mexico has Corona. Both wildly popular, low alcohol, and taste like pissimbecile
    • but yeah, shitty cheap popular beer is somehow a USA phenomenon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯imbecile
    • I'll still take Fosters and Corona over Bud Light.palimpsest
    • that's likely why budweiser is so popular in china. "it's from somewhere else, not this piss from my country"imbecile
    • InBev owns all 3 anyway, so whatever can you prefer, they're happy to sell you piss.imbecile
    • Bud light - the Cheez Whiz of beers

      Should be their slogan      _niko
    • agreed. it has no taste.milfhunter
    • "no, nother other country has beer like this" - and Lake Ontario is as big as a pond.canoe
    • wanna drink a beer that will put hair on your chest? https://i.imgur.com/…hotroddy
    • Is there a craft brewery in the US (or Aus) that doesn't brew a pale or an IPA? Both British beers, and we didn't need a revolution to know about them.MrT
    • Continuity. I LIVED in Germany for awhile.monospaced
    • Was this after or before you lived in Peru?palimpsest
    • @MrT
      I always thought the I in IPA stood for Native America.      palimpsest
    • Every country I’ve been to (a lot of them) has a shitty beer. Just as bad as this. And the USA has tons of amazing beer. Calm downmonospaced
    • There are craft breweries that brew all kinds of style including lagers. There's room here for all stylesmisterhow
    • @pal, it was absolutely implied that all American beer was bad :) I don’t have a reading issue ffs.monospaced
    • Every American knows that Budweiser was created by Romanians who came here for a better life and wanted beer like home. ;) Balkanized.monospaced
    • Understand that "American beer is like sex in a canoe" refers to mass-market American imports. When you send your beers you aren't sending your best.i_monk
    • But the idea that Bud Light is German is hilarious. It's not even legally beer in Germany because of the rice.i_monk
    • The I in IPA stands for It's, everyone know thatMrT
    • "Budweiser is German, both of them"
      https://www.mashed.c…      imbecile
    • It was born in the US but somehow it's German. Like Tony, the pizza delivery guy, is Italian.palimpsest
    • There are plenty of wonderful things about the USA. Bud Light and Jersey Shore are not the hills to die on.palimpsest
    • don't projectimbecile
    • No one is defending bad beer. Yes, American beer on the cheap is the worst but there are local craft beers that are excellent.CyBrainX
    • No one has said USA can't or doesn't make great beers.palimpsest
    • Claiming that Bud Light does not represent American beer is something else.palimpsest
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