Signs your getting old?

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  • NBQ001

    My new girlfriend told me that I’m snoring while sleeping :(

    • signs your gaining weightimbecile
    • ^ totally thisSimonFFM
    • Actually I’m lean and fit/ athletic. Nasal or throat airways issue probably.NBQ00
    • Signs she's putting her balls in your mouth as you sleep.Nairn
    • ^ FLOL!Continuity
    • Show her how much you’re into her by investing in one of those sexy CPAP masksPonyBoy
    • LOL @ Nairnoey_oey
    • No joke, the easy response to end it is to point out that she too snores like a goddamn banshee but you’ve been too embarrassed to say anything until now.monospaced
    • Then thank her for opening the conversation about the issue.monospaced
    • Thanks for the advice, mono. But instead I ordered myself some anti-snore nasal plugs. Let’s see if they work.NBQ00
    • blow your nose before bed. sleep with no / low pillow. never sleep on your back ( stitch a ping pong ball into the back of a t-shirt)shapesalad
    • The skating goth milf or a new one?drgs
    • New one. Prime minister of COTDland.NBQ00
    • My girlfriend is in good shape and she snores like an obese construction worker.stewart
    • hahahahaNairn
    • Congrats on the sex!HijoDMaite
    • She said there's no sex until I stop snoring, lolNBQ00
    • My girlfriend snores and kickscannonball1978
    • Tell her no sec until SHE stops snoring. This is bullshitmonospaced
    • lol @mono encouraging you to gaslight yourself out of a new relationship.garbage
    • If you're not fat and have good cardio, it could be dehydration. It snots up the valves. Also no big pillows, and sleep on your side. Could also be bad luck?garbage
    • I'm 6'1", 150lb. If I twist onto my back when I'm asleep, I wake up God. Luckily I'm a heavy sleeper and easy to roll over.garbage
    • Any sinus issues, like maybe a deviated septum?garbage

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