Signs your getting old?
Signs your getting old?
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- NBQ001
My new girlfriend told me that I’m snoring while sleeping :(
- signs your gaining weightimbecile
- ^ totally thisSimonFFM
- Actually I’m lean and fit/ athletic. Nasal or throat airways issue probably.NBQ00
- Signs she's putting her balls in your mouth as you sleep.Nairn
- ^ FLOL!Continuity
- Show her how much you’re into her by investing in one of those sexy CPAP masksPonyBoy
- LOL @ Nairnoey_oey
- No joke, the easy response to end it is to point out that she too snores like a goddamn banshee but you’ve been too embarrassed to say anything until now.monospaced
- Then thank her for opening the conversation about the issue.monospaced
- Thanks for the advice, mono. But instead I ordered myself some anti-snore nasal plugs. Let’s see if they work.NBQ00
- blow your nose before bed. sleep with no / low pillow. never sleep on your back ( stitch a ping pong ball into the back of a t-shirt)shapesalad
- The skating goth milf or a new one?drgs
- New one. Prime minister of COTDland.NBQ00
- My girlfriend is in good shape and she snores like an obese construction worker.stewart
- hahahahaNairn
- Congrats on the sex!HijoDMaite
- She said there's no sex until I stop snoring, lolNBQ00
- My girlfriend snores and kickscannonball1978
- Tell her no sec until SHE stops snoring. This is bullshitmonospaced
- lol @mono encouraging you to gaslight yourself out of a new relationship.garbage
- If you're not fat and have good cardio, it could be dehydration. It snots up the valves. Also no big pillows, and sleep on your side. Could also be bad luck?garbage
- I'm 6'1", 150lb. If I twist onto my back when I'm asleep, I wake up God. Luckily I'm a heavy sleeper and easy to roll over.garbage
- Any sinus issues, like maybe a deviated septum?garbage