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“The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.”
As much as this became a corny Halloween costume type of character, this script is hilarious.
- I've had this committed to memory for two decades. This was the most inspired Madlib burst of insanity I've ever heard.CyBrainX
- And yes, I was Dr. Evil for Halloween one year.CyBrainX
- I still remember seeing this in a packed cinema. Laughing with hundreds of other people. Good times.toemaas
- lol. ya, that was a brilliant monologueGnash
- Mike Myers is a genius. Writes movies that become super hits, franchised with catch phrases, while also it’s actually good writing.nb
- It reads like Nabokov.garbage
- I read it in his voiceYakuZoku
- Dr Evils voice is based on Lorne Michaels hahahaha what a burnnb
- A shorn scrotum is breathtaking!jagara