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  • Nairn6

    FFFFFFFFFFFF

    Just pulled out a nose hair - wasn't deep, somewhere front and centre - and as I'm at work, measured it with calipers.

    7.61mm.

    WHAT.
    THE
    FUCK.

    I keep a close track on this shit... or, at least, thought I did.

    7.61mm.

    .

    ok, just pulled out another one to check. the bulb of the hair is quite long. Also, i have a lot of nose hair, apparently.

    • I'm constantly yanking out the gray shrubs planted deep into my nose...and now I have a few grays popping out my ear as well. I find myself pruning once week.utopian
    • Ear sprouters are mysterious and evil. A weekly check and prune with a confirmational 'all clear' from the wife is almost always met with a rope-like rogue...Morning_star
    • ...hair protruding from what was, only yesterday, pristine, hairless skin. It's the devils work.Morning_star
    • make some dreadlocks in the nose then..neverscared
    • if u got it flaunt it.neverscared
    • I get this fandom hair on the outside edge of my nostril i got one of those tri mers and give a good cavity clean loltrooperbill
    • i was doing this so regularly i bought nose clippers a couple years back which i then lost 6 months ago, now considering buying more, which means i'll find thekingsteven
    • old ones immediately and have one for each nostrilkingsteven
    • I'm just impressed that you can measure to 1/100th of a millimetermonospaced
    • Hairy like many Briti_was
    • Now, go look at your ears. Lots of fun there if you find you run out of nose hairs to handle.monospaced
    • That's the thing, mono - i keep track of this shit - I[ve moaned about ear hair here before. This fucker just came out of nowhere.Nairn
    • Also, a cheapo pair of digital calipers will happily measure 100ths of a mill :)
      i did have to flatten the fucker out a bit to measure it though. fiddly.
      Nairn
    • @kingsteven - i'm not into the idea of trimming. The idea of nasal stubble is... I just can't. It's pluck the fuckers and risk occasional poisoned-brain for me.Nairn
    • Lolmonospaced
    • i think you enjoy the yank nairn, not being left prone to that feeling when a nose hair out of nowhere says hiya like the leg of a cellar spider, totally worthkingsteven

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