Signs your getting old?

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  • Ianbolton6

    I had to get up for a piss at 4am every night last week because i drank a glass of water before bed. When I think fuck it and just wet the bed, I guess that's when I'm really old and living in a care home

    • I don't drink anything after 10pm for this reason loldesmo
    • I sleep at 10pm lolSimonFFM
    • I deeply needed to pee at 7. partner had important zoom meeting at 9. didn't want to awaken her. soon as her alarm went off, I jumped like a motherfuckerNairn
    • over her to rush to the toilet. she was a little shocked, I could tell. an hour and a half I lay there, like a twat. no headphones either, so no podcastsNairn
    • just bladder-congnizant existential waiting.Nairn
    • Bedroom is small, because LDN. if i could've just gone around the side, obviously I would've. Just realised how stupid the above thought process sounds.Nairn
    • This is disturbing. Not a sign of getting old.monospaced

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