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In a sublime and bizarre turn of events, people are going to pay Belgian lorry drivers to smuggle them *into* Europe from the UK to avoid the commotion and palaver of border crossings, visas, and strip searches from bored and vindictive passport control officers.
Alan, Moira, and their two kids (Cornelius and Jasmine) stashed in a fake packing crate with only a single air hole, a flask of weak lemon drink, and a packet of Chewits to tide them over on the 20+ hour journey from Barnet to a leafy camping site in Normandy.
Meanwhile, on Jersey, Charlie Hungerford is going to pivot from being local wheeler-dealer and sex pest to a full-on people trafficker cornering the market in clandestine midnight boat trips to France and medical-grade opiates. Jim turns a blind eye because Charlie pays him in leather jackets, dogs, and parts for his Roadster.
- This read like a TV Go Home description. Also, props for the Bergerac reference.Morning_star