first world problems
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- Nairn6
I ate a half jar of kimchi earlier and now I'm super wary about farting.
- that's your gut thanking youmoldero
- My culo has different thoughts on the matter.Nairn
- fart back into the jarbezoar
- I wonder if it's possible to store jarred farts? I doubt it - the particulates in the gas would settle. Kind of curious to test it though... .Nairn
- Would make for a great gift if it did work.Nairn
- loli_was
- 'the particulates in the gas' < and here's the key phrase, kids. Any time someone lets one rip in the same lift you're riding ...Continuity
- ... you're breathing in microparticles of someone else's shit.Continuity
- And they get stuck inside your nostrils.
And your throat.
And your lungs.Continuity - @continuity All the more reason to cropdust any anti-maskers you come across while grocery shopping.garbage
- When I was about 21 my 'friend' from Newtownabbey nr Belfast farted and gleefully rejoiced upon my wincing "What was in my arse is in your nose!"Nairn
- And so is, possibly bio-chemically, still a part of my being, two decades later. Now there's a thought.Nairn
- Belle Delphine taking notesscarabin
- So I looked it up. For, you know, science.
Generally speaking, fart particles are about 0.4 nanometres. Covid-19 ranges from 60 to 140 nanometres.Continuity - @Nairn. Nah, by now, you've metabolised it. So that's another thought entirely:
YOU'VE METABOLISED SHIT.Continuity - Are you suggesting that we could attack C19 with farts? If so, I'mma Kimchi'ing up!Nairn
- I'm going to load up next Sunday morning - awake at 6am and eat a kilo of kimchi. Let it fester. Then run around the parks of N.LDN, farting on people.Nairn
- Doing. My. Bit.Nairn
- Well, here we go, Nairn. Almost the top of the front page with your flatulence and history of shit particle ingestion.Continuity
- That' a good idea, pretty sure you could find a sponsori_was
- oh dear lord.
EJECT!
EJECT!Nairn - Pfffrrrrrbbbbbt.Continuity
- lol. Kimchi breakfast straight from the jar. Make no apologies, and take no prisoners.garbage
- Fire-rhea timescarabin
- @garbage - how the fuck did you know it was straight from the jar?! hahaNairn
- Because that's how I do it, lol.garbage