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    Five Rules to Remember in Life

    1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
    2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk.

    These should assist you with most daily decision chokes.

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    • lol copy / paste!
      chokes = choices but to each their own :D      imbecile
    • 1. No. Some people are not deserving of forgiveness and should be noted in a little black book, in case any future opportunity to get them back arises. imo, obvNairn
    • 3. hahaha, love it. So cynical.Nairn
    • I like the sentiment behind 5. - but milk is pretty usefulFax_Benson
    • LOL @4.OBBTKN
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