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    need to write an insulting good bye message in a friend's leaving card... any good ideas?

    I'm stuck on "eat shit and die fuck face" or "good fucking riddance".

    Too burnt out still to be creative!

    Any ideas?

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    • just sign it. says it all, reallyhans_glib
    • http://www.goluputta…Gnash
    • "I never liked you anyway."dmay
    • haha hansdetritus
    • Sign it with their name, they'll read it and think they are having a psychotic episode.face_melter
    • "good buy and stood by, soon bye and done by, yours mugwart"shapesalad
    • Always a pleasure, never a thrillstoplying
    • Goodbye, CLINT!chukkaphob
    • A pleasure... your departureOBBTKN
    • write something personal like: "I know what you did with my mother, so you better go"sted
    • Managers and hr hadn't signed it yet so had to tone it down slightly!mugwart
    • bye
      -mugwart      letterhead
    • And as for HR.....#$@%!futurefood
    • "No one liked you. Not even the office dog."kona
    • Glad to see you go, don't come back soon.i_monk
    • I went with something like that. "good fucking riddance and dont come back xx"mugwart
    • Thank God you're gone.
      -Muggypoo      set
    • Dear friend, at Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the ‘Tunneling Electron Microscope.’...helloeatbreathedrive
    • ...Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks...helloeatbreathedrive
    • ...of our universe. If i were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your future.helloeatbreathedrive
    • ^ Taken from one of the episodes from Frasier. Always loved this burn :)helloeatbreathedrive
    • I usually write ‘I’ve always fancied you. Now that you’re leaving maybe we can go out?’ Then sign it from a colleague.sinjun
    • ^ LOLchukkaphob
    • "On behalf of the entire office, we can't wait for this place to not reek of your farts."mg33
    • Who is this? Bye anyway.MrT
    • Lol sinjundetritus
    • What says "I don't give a shit" most? Happy Birthday.Longcopylover
    • love these. I might do sinjuns next leavers card that goes around!mugwart
    • "me and your wife are signing this together"oey
    • the orey Ooey
    • "Wish you were dead, but you leaving is close enough."ETM
    • Over the years, I've come to consider you somebody I've met.monoboy
    • I used to think nothing of you, but now, you can multiply that sentiment by a 1000.monoboy
    • Hope you die soon you fucking cretinous retard.Raniator
    • gfynotype
    • "Sorry to hear you are leaving. Who are we going to laugh at behind their back now?"microkorg
    • ^ i like that one!mugwart
    • ahahh that's a good one :Dsted
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