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Turned 39 two months ago, almost a year after a long term relationship ended. Was fat and depressed etc. Decided I wanted to get into shape but not take it seriously, just lift weights and laugh about it if I actually get muscles as I'm totally not the type.
Well it turns out I'm starting to get some muscles and its pretty funny. I tried explaining it to my friend how it's sort of like a personal joke how I want to look like I'm wearing a muscle suit and then end up just end up actually having muscles and they don't get it.
Intro training session. Trainer asked what my goals were: "Henry Rollins neck."
Trainer nodded sagely, without missing a beat, "Focus on shrugs, shave your head, buy some cheap shorts".