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    You know your in for a "day" when it starts with an angry dwarf starting a fight with you whilst waiting for the bus to go and see your kid sing at school!

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    • and the only weapon you have is a bottle holding purified water!mugwart
    • You should have rolled a D20 to see if the purified water had a chance of setting him on fire.face_melter
    • insert the bottle in his anus?OBBTKN
    • hahah I'll carry a D20 from now on.mugwart
    • hahaha. What did you say to him?set
    • I just happened to be in the way. He was screaming at me that I was a turd, just a fucking turdmugwart
    • I told him to fuck off. He just said I'm a turd whilst getting as close to my face as a dwarf can. Fight was iminant, if any more spit landed on me I was justmugwart
    • going to lamp him with my litre bottle water! Even the opposite bus driver was yelling at me to deck him!mugwart
    • HAHAHAset
    • Hahahaha. Like an episode of Father Ted!face_melter
    • "An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity!!!"sarahfailin
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