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If you happen to talk in your sleep, it's best not to have sex dreams about girls that aren't your girlfriend.
This has happened 2 or 3 times now, and there is no alarm clock quite like a jealous woman.
Sheesh.
- im afraid of this, i talk a lot in my sleep and have been known to mention past girlfriends. terriblepockets
- ive mentioned needing to trim weed plants in my sleeppockets
- https://www.youtube.…DRIFTMONKEY
- do you sometimes wake up naked without any idea how you've become unclothed?omg
- Yeah, I woke up to "Who is [insert name]?!" And I almost accidentally said "How did you know about [insert name]?!"garbage
- @omg Usually I wake up with more clothesgarbage
- hypnotize yourself to stop.notype
- Or just hypnotize them both to be ok with each other.garbage