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- detritus0
My partner's working abroad for a while, and is at her busiest and most chaotic point, so we speak daily around midnight, during which she'll often unload all her day's problems on me, because woman, and because she's all alone. I'm sympathetic — up to around the 17 minute mark, anyway — wherein I kind of need some mote of positivity if there's been none, otherwise it's all a little much.
Anyway, last night i really fucked up — after about 4 minutes I apparently fell completely asleep whilst on the phone, because all I knew was that I felt myself awaken from what felt like the longest slumber, to a more than irate girlfriend shouting at me increduously. I'm guessing I'd snored, or something.
It was the wirdest thing, I had no sense I'd fallen asleep, no particular reason to, and because of how unlikely it all was, I wasn't even particularly apologetic — I mean, it's not like I'd meant to.
Fucking hell, I'm getting old.
- I'm the opposite, I pretend to fall asleep and snore so she gets the messageset
- Nothing like a subject changer than a good audible snoreset
- best stay off the apple sauce from now on...hans_glib
- More the fantastic filthy curry I'd made from scratch and was trying to digest, I think.detritus
- AHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious,right down tothe curry sign-off comment... though I do appreciate there are less than hilarious consequence for you sir. Apologies.Muncher
- nosexformonths, mateOBBTKN
- one time i fell asleep while a girl was masturbating for me. still living it down.scarabin
- I can see that happening, but fucking hell if I'd not dare, ha hadetritus