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I felt bad teaching a 7 yrs old girl how to open beer bottle... she didn't have any tho.
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I thought I don't know how to hang out with kids. But I think I did fine. The trick was to get drunk. Till she wouldn't stop following me everywhere then I went into hiding...- Christ, I love kids but I hate bring drunk or stoned around them. Little fuckers see right through your soused soul.detritus
- this isn't going anywhere good...Gnash
- you showed her how to open any capped bottle, not just beer :)monospaced
- ^but she'll always remember it was a beer, mono :)PonyBoy
- alwaysmonospaced
- She can now bring and open beer bottle for me....lol
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Gosh. I'm gonna be a horrible dad one day...pango - LolHayoth
- That's good enough. pango I need you to watch my kids tonight..futurefood
- ^ worst idea ever! Lolpango