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  • imbecile1

    If you're not using a shoehorn, I really don't know what you're doing with your life.

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    • Wearing flip flops?detritus
    • It's balmy here in London.
      //      detritus
    • to scratch your back...sted
    • Don't know about you, but i'm pretty confident in understanding how shoelaces work.face_melter
    • ^ but not shoes, apparentlyset
    • I don't buy shoes that require a horn or clothes that require an ironset
    • fuck shoehorns.
      i use a pick axe because i'm a real man.      kona
    • it's like slipping your foot into butter, butter i tell you! no finger pinch, no crushed heel. (I wear oxfords every day.) a better dress experience, try it.imbecile
    • Signs you're getting old thread, pleasedesmo
    • ^ thiscalculator
    • I have an extra long one so I don't have to bend down...monNom
    • signs i'm not spending time in the SNEAKERS thread ;) (but yes)imbecile
    • set wears magical shirts that don't wrinklemonospaced
    • set buys bespoke Docs from a secret cobbler because manufacturing is a international conspiracy perpetuated by lizards and sentient cakes.face_melter
    • lol mono, I don't own an iron and nothing I wear is creased... I don't wear shirts though..set
    • The only time I've ever worn a shirt or a suit is at weddings at funerals once every year or two, in which case I'll get my one suit dry cleaned and pressedset
    • Literally nothing else I own requires an iron..set
    • You only wear tshirts? I guess that's cool. Lol.monospaced
    • Onesies don't need ironing.detritus
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