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Best day at the laundromat ever?
I look like I do every day. More dressed up than everyone around me. I'm too lazy to wash all my bedding one piece at a time so I use the oversized washer down the street.
A girl offers me her number unsolicited.
Another two girls ask me if I have a girlfriend. Upon saying yes, they ask if I had any intention of separating soon. I say no, they respond with are you sure? Dang.
After that a third, quite attractive young woman who I had previous noticed comes over and teases me for the previous young girls' approach BUT ALSO asks if I really do have a girlfriend or if I just said that so they'd leave me alone.
Then after all the fuss is over I hear two older women talking about what just happened; one of the them stating "I thought he was gay."
Good hair day + white dress shirt + ???? = profit?