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    I just accidentally threw a snail into what I suppose is the kitchen window of a house three along.

    There was quite a distinct thud and then seconds later the opening of doors and loud exclamations.

    That snail is fucked.

    • which part was the accident?Fax_Benson
    • That's somewhat similar to the question the snail's family asked.detritus
    • So many questions. There's more to this story than you're letting on. Some kind of weird gastropod-based turf war?face_melter
    • I was just feeling guilty about hoying so many snails into another, asshole, neighbour's garden, so aimed for a large bush three along. Dark. Missed.detritus

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