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  • face_melter0

    Steam Sale begins today, around 6/7pm.

    Will there be trash, will there be surprises. Will you really play that Japanese crab dating sim* for $1? It's only a dollar, go on - you'll never know until you try. Enter the wonderful world of teenage crab high school anxiety, navigating the sea-themed perils of hungry seabirds and trying to get your claws into the pants of that redhead crab cheerleader. Take a chance, I mean, what's $1 nowadays? Yer mother disnae even gie away swatches o her fanny for tha.

    *crab dating sim may not exist.

    • thx for the headsuphelloeatbreathedrive
    • Not sure why downvotes. The steam sale every summer is awesome!monospaced
    • Downvotes? Hahhahaha. Silly fuckers.face_melter
    • Likely disappointment at there not being an actual Crab-Dating Sim.detritus
    • Or someone who's mother actually does charge less than $1 for a glimpse of her growler.face_melter
    • hahaha, and in turn can't afford a peek themself..detritus

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