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  • kona4

    Our youngest son was up a few times last night with a bad cough, and woke up at 4:30 this morning.

    A couple hours later when our 7 year old woke up and came down he was in need of something to do so I looked at him and said "Son, why don't you sit on the couch and read a roll of toilet paper"

    Fuck me I'm tired. I wanted to say "read a book" and I have no damn clue where the roll of toilet paper phrase came from.

    He gave me the weirdest look and busted out laughing.

    • lol i know the feeling, i've been on daddy duty for the past 2 weeks since the wife is out of town, fucking zombie right nowmoldero
    • ahaha :Dsted
    • lol awesome_niko

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