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I just had to wipe my damn asshole with an envelope because a store's bathroom had no toilet paper.
- don't forget to lick the stamps!utopian
- never had a shit in a shop.fadein11
- Were there envelopes in the bathroom, or were you sifting your mail on the can?DRIFTMONKEY
- It was in my backpack and contained a jury summons. Take that government.TheGreatGlorpo
- fadein that's impossible, are you a germophobe?HijoDMaite
- I haven't either.monospaced
- ikea once, but it was more a wet fart and only because of how long i was forced to be in there.fadein11
- lolmoldero
- IKEA is awash with wet fartsspunji
- I had to use coffee filters once. true story. Pain in the bottocks my dudessureshot
- crumple the paper to give it soft texturedrgs
- Was it Poo PS?MrT
- I once used the soft, fluffy feel of fibre glass wool - much to my regret. Hope you didn't get the paper cuts man!Ianbolton
- Next time that happens, I'd suggest using a sock and throwing it away. A friend did that last week. He came home with one sock on. What came next was surprisingshellie
- did you mail the envelope?Krassy
- Shellie great life hack, thank you is your friend an engineer?HijoDMaite
- plumbers hate him!scarabin
- lol fadein. I had a shit in Sainsbury's last year, because I HAD to. Never again. unless I HAVE to.detritus
- ..in their toilets, I hasten to add.detritus