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  • TheGreatGlorpo3

    I just had to wipe my damn asshole with an envelope because a store's bathroom had no toilet paper.

    • don't forget to lick the stamps!utopian
    • never had a shit in a shop.fadein11
    • Were there envelopes in the bathroom, or were you sifting your mail on the can?DRIFTMONKEY
    • It was in my backpack and contained a jury summons. Take that government.TheGreatGlorpo
    • fadein that's impossible, are you a germophobe?HijoDMaite
    • I haven't either.monospaced
    • ikea once, but it was more a wet fart and only because of how long i was forced to be in there.fadein11
    • lolmoldero
    • IKEA is awash with wet fartsspunji
    • I had to use coffee filters once. true story. Pain in the bottocks my dudessureshot
    • crumple the paper to give it soft texturedrgs
    • Was it Poo PS?MrT
    • I once used the soft, fluffy feel of fibre glass wool - much to my regret. Hope you didn't get the paper cuts man!Ianbolton
    • Next time that happens, I'd suggest using a sock and throwing it away. A friend did that last week. He came home with one sock on. What came next was surprisingshellie
    • did you mail the envelope?Krassy
    • Shellie great life hack, thank you is your friend an engineer?HijoDMaite
    • plumbers hate him!scarabin
    • lol fadein. I had a shit in Sainsbury's last year, because I HAD to. Never again. unless I HAVE to.detritus
    • ..in their toilets, I hasten to add.detritus

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