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  • kona1

    Sorry in advance to my FB friends but I've been thinking about this all day and wanted to share.

    This morning upon sitting down at work I realized I had a fresh cup of Starbucks coffee in my hand. I literally don't even remember going to Starbucks this morning. I still don't. I've been trying to backtrack my way here this morning and can't even recall walking into the building.

    I was pleasantly surprised, "HOLY SHIT I HAVE A COFFEE YAY" and terrified, "HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE" at the same time.

    It tasted more awful than normal so I pulled the cardboard sleeve down to see it's a double shot Skm Latte. Either I walked in and said "Give me the strongest thing you have" or I robbed some soccer mom of her drink while walking into the office. I have never ordered anything other than a Grande Coffee (Black) or Grande Americano. Ever.

    I got maybe an hour of sleep last night. Maybe.

    I'm still laughing as I think about the face I made when I saw the coffee.

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