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  • HijoDMaite3

    Seriously!!!......why San Diego, why!? You will not believe what just happened..I went into the 7/11 to get a drink and smokes. When I walked up I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while getting gas. I saw her and thought, "What an idiot...with the cops right there too." But anyway, I went in and got my soda. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking & pumping gas, but surely she's not going to be arrested for her stupidity, I mean, especially considering the circumstances!! The lady just burned her arm for goodness sake!" So, being the nosy person that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for... The cop looked me dead in the eye and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

    • lol :) nice punchlineGnash
    • 2 things, though, Hijo; stop smoking and lay off the soda. Did you learn nothing from your stroke?Gnash
    • what part man? didn't know you were in SD.studderine
    • Lol what you guys didnt read the whole thing! LOLHijoDMaite
    • Ok so no more soda and caffeine for me, been done since that day. Only one cup of coffee in morn. Scout's Honor.HijoDMaite
    • smokes.. well i quit for three days last wednesday & started again that weekend. Wife and kids were out of town so i went and drank with my egenerate friends.HijoDMaite
    • @Studder yeah man i live in North County!HijoDMaite
    • LOL? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)DRIFTMONKEY

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