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    Seriously!!!......why San Diego, why!? You will not believe what just happened..I went into the 7/11 to get a drink and smokes. When I walked up I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while getting gas. I saw her and thought, "What an idiot...with the cops right there too." But anyway, I went in and got my soda. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming. I looked outside and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy! I ran outside and the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking & pumping gas, but surely she's not going to be arrested for her stupidity, I mean, especially considering the circumstances!! The lady just burned her arm for goodness sake!" So, being the nosy person that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for... The cop looked me dead in the eye and said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

    • lol :) nice punchlineGnash
    • 2 things, though, Hijo; stop smoking and lay off the soda. Did you learn nothing from your stroke?Gnash
    • what part man? didn't know you were in SD.studderine
    • Lol what you guys didnt read the whole thing! LOLHijoDMaite
    • Ok so no more soda and caffeine for me, been done since that day. Only one cup of coffee in morn. Scout's Honor.HijoDMaite
    • smokes.. well i quit for three days last wednesday & started again that weekend. Wife and kids were out of town so i went and drank with my egenerate friends.HijoDMaite
    • @Studder yeah man i live in North County!HijoDMaite
    • LOL? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)DRIFTMONKEY
    • hang in there, hijo :)Gnash
    • Its good. I approve of this joke. I was gonna say: oh god what shitty thing is going on in this city now. lolsofakingback
    • Hmm. Interesting. Your "joke" "story" was posted on a forum more than a month ago: http://www.datehooku…chukkaphob
    • waving a fire arm.... lolpango
    • GentleBear1949 IS hijo!futurefood
    • Sorry, ES hijo...futurefood
    • @futurefood oh, I see. Haha! datehookup member since 2008chukkaphob
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    • I got this from facebook. Lol nice one ColumboHijoDMaite
    • Oh i see lol the datehookup site haha.HijoDMaite
    • I'm planning a protest tonight in San D, release the firearm lady!fruitsalad
    • seriously Hijo, cut the sodas.. its poisonBennn
    • @Hijo yeah, you got it from facebook but then added the San Diego part and copied & posted on here as your own to appear clever, funny, and cool. Ts ts ts.chukkaphob
    • pfffff lol grill!pango
    • That was a hot punchline.CyBrainX

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