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- BuddhaHat0
I think I woke myself up from laughing at the dream I had last night.
In it, I'm at a festival sitting on a bench with some other people, and someone runs up behind me holding a camera thing at crotch level, then there's the distinct sound of a queef.
As I turn around, the camera fires, capturing my half horrified half surprised face. Laughing, the person holding the device tells me it's his new camera invention, it has face detection and produces queef sounds. The idea, he explains, is that you hold the camera/remote type thing in front of your crotch, and as the subject turns around, the face detection goes off, and the camera fires, capturing a horrified queef face.
I started laughing uproariously in the dream, and I'm pretty sure I woke up still laughing.
- lolscarabin
- lolset
- I dont get it
I assume you hold some distance, otherwise camera at crotch level will capture nothingdrgs - You would be assuming correctly; possibly it had fisheye lens. Also, it was a dream. He showed me other inventions too, but I couldn't remember when I woke upBuddhaHat
- lolmoldero
- had to google queeffadein11