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At about 9:15 PM last night (full moon), I drive down a one way street (glorified alley way). I see two women walking their dogs. I slow down until they are safely leaning up against a wall. I then proceed to speed up to about 25 mph. I think nothing of it.I park my car around the corner. One of the women comes up to me and says, "WTF is wrong with you, you almost hit me." At this point, I am like JESUS FUCKING CHRIST lady, I purposely slowed down NOT TO HIT YOU!
She keeps coming at me, a foot away from my face.
Finally, I'm like, "look are you looking for a fight or do you think I will not knock you out just because you're female?!"
I walk away, telling her to ease up and be on your way. She continues to berate me.
Finally, I am like "look you stupid bitch (could have easily dropped the hate speech / fuck off dyke cunt talk, was too obvious), I purposely stopped to see you lean up against the wall, so I would not hit you (for your safety)!~"
An hour later, I parallel park and the guy who owned the car behind me starts yelling at me. At this point, I'm like WTF is going on tonight (full moon fever). He goes, "you hit my car!" I go, "excuse me, I don't know who you are nor had I hit your car. I've a brand new Mazda6 that has a rear-view camera and a sensor indicating proximity to large objects behind me. I assure you, I didn't hit your car." Plus, this neighborhood is street parking, his neighbors probably bump his car 10 times a day.
Skinny dude wants to start a fight, but thinks better of it, when he sees my friends pull up next to me. Knows he's outnumbered and was wrong, after I show him zero scratches or dents on the front of his car.
Fun night!
- Pics or it never happend manBennn
- I wanted to call the cops on both parties. No good deed goes unpunished. Was completely sober too.vero_vandal
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- I had some of the same experiences while driving yesterday. All could do was shake my head and chuckle.capn_ron
- sounds awesome! then did you walk over and meet your young blond girlfriend who was sitting on the steps looking down shyly!? great story!!kona
- Can we deduce that vero_vandal is British, simply because Americans don't say "I've a brand new Mazda6?"mg33
- Of course, he could have left out "got" but I'm inclined to think he didn't. :)mg33
- ip ban would fix this quickmoldero
- Possibly. Or, the person he copied the story from was British.kona
- Query away gents, query away. Also, I'm not a Brit.vero_vandal
- Was probably you bruhbklyndroobeki
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- Terry?bklyndroobeki
- you guys are a tripvero_vandal