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- scarabin0
got invited to join a middle earth tabletop RPG. can't decide which to play:
a giant that was raised as a hobbit by a family of halflings and gets offended when you mention his height
a large spider who lives in the branches of an ent he rides around like master blaster
a claustrophobic dwarf who's afraid of the dark
a lycaphobic man who hates on werewolves but secretly is one
an annoying vegan orc
a mopey bard who only does sad, new-wave covers of other bards' songs
a wizard who is dumbfounded by card tricks and can't grow a beard
- Vegan orc!pango
- .... i'll go with the werewolf onemugwart
- annoying vegan orc reminds me of someone...play with either spider or with the bard from Asterix.oey
- Mugwart you must get annoyed by people talking shit about vegan all the time lol sorry man.pango
- i think i may go with the giant 'cause it'll be fun to smash thingsscarabin
- a Maia reincarnated in a magic-incapable goblini_monk
- i actually think that vegan stereotype is bullshit but thought it would be funny for an orcscarabin
- @pango! I get a lot of shit, most from over weight people! I hate hippy vegans more than the next guy, we do have a fucking terrible image!! bully away!mugwart
- ^ Look at the vegan making sure everyone knows he's vegan. Typical smug vegan! Boohissbooi_monk
- so you aren't we got that. but whatever why is it important for you what he eats? :) you should be glad that he is leaving you more.sted
- ^ i_monk - I was asked a question I answered. Nowhere before hand did I state I was vegan! moany meat eater!mugwart
- Lol ok I feel bad now.pango
- I was joking, cripes.i_monk
- maybe you'all were joking to make me feel bad....pango
- I had a bad day i_monk - might have read it wrong! even us vegans have them ;-)mugwart
- MORE LIKE SMUGWARTi_monk
- hahahaa - the only time I'm smug is when I watch cowspiracy ;)mugwart