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    Biking this morning, car parked in bike lane. I stop and tell the guy "es una bici-senda, pelotudo" something like "this is a bike lane, asshole". Guy starts insulting me, honking, totally triggered. He get's off the car, street full of people and cars. Comes straight to me totally aggressive, tries to push me. Without hesitation I punch him in the jaw, he falls, and I keep biking. I hope someone filmed it.

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    • +1utopian
    • kicking ass and taking names.. or in this instance, notautoflavour
    • are you not an asshole for calling a stranger an asshole to his face without provocation? perhaps he pulled over because he just got word his kid dieddeathboy
    • lol... fuck off, deathboy... you get out of your car and approach someone like that(push them etc) you best be expecting a bruised jaw to say the leastPonyBoy
    • Approved.meffid
    • im not an asshole lookin to fight. i'd just look in awe and than ignore it. but if i did get out civility be damned.deathboy
    • i hate the biker/hiker mentality on road or trails where they think they own it and no need to share or be civil. just something to think aboutdeathboy
    • but sure good job maquito for starting a fight and ending it. always something to be proud of.deathboy
    • Did maquito punch deathboy?pinkfloyd
    • it's not starting a fight if you're speaking up about an illegal act that makes life for others (bikers) dangerous... even if you call the guy an assholePonyBoy
    • is it forbiden to park on the bike lane? I know you can park on it to drop/pickupfeel
    • happened to me yesterday something like it, but the car just went over the bike lane without noticing me, so I instantly break and went to his window and..feel
    • ...screamed on his ear, he was scared AF haha, i noticed he was on his bluetooth callfeel
    • even if not illegal sounds like the guy reacted to name-calling physically / aggressively... maquito settled him down just finePonyBoy
    • lives crashing into each other without any effort of trying to understand each other. could have gone other ways or not have collided at all. my 2centsdeathboy
    • cost you nothing to go around him, you call him an asshole, he's having a bad day, got bad news, not in right state of mind etc, didn't realize he was in bike_niko
    • ...lane, you insult him, he snaps, pulls out gun and shoots you. Not worth it. He's in a bike lane big fucking deal, not like he raped a kid or something._niko
    • though I applaud you for reacting how you did after he got out and started pushing you :)_niko
    • lol @ bringing extremes like 'kid died' or 'raped a kid' into a simple 'douchebag got what was coming to him' scenario... stop twisting shit ffsPonyBoy
    • I agree with how he handled it, but myself and everyone in here has done things absent-mindedly and don't deserve to get called an asshole_niko
    • how does he know his car didn't break down? he has no idea why he was in the bike lane, shouldn't call someone an asshole without having the whole story_niko
    • other wise he's a self entitled prick and the real asshole._niko
    • i hear you, _niko—but the flipside of that is that absent-minded folks are actually self-centered 'assholes' who park in a way that can get folks hurt :)PonyBoy
    • What if the guy was just parked cuz he decided to park? ...no other reason than he was enjoying the day and decided to pull over? then SPLAT... dead biker...PonyBoy
    • or... OR... what if the dude was an alien from another planet that couldn't read parking signs but somehow could drive a human-engineered car... ?PonyBoy
    • never mind
      Glad you knocked aggressive clown in the jaw, Maquito. :)      PonyBoy
    • don't park in the bike lane, I have to go around which makes it more dangerous since i'm going into traffic.pinkfloyd
    • thanks buddy, i just spilled hot coffee in my lap and had to pull over quickly, didm't mean to block the lane, i'll be on my way now, have a nice day!_niko
    • ...is how the exchange could have went, nobody gets insulted or punched lol._niko
    • lol, nicedbloc
    • I imagine it look a little like this. https://wtf.jpg.wtf/…dbloc
    • lol yeah_niko
    • spilled coffee is more realistic than a dead kid or raped kid, but i think i'll still punch youpinkfloyd
    • https://s-media-cach…pinkfloyd
    • Boooooo death boy. Boooooooo!pango
    • what happens if you spilled coffee on a highway? why not just get out of the car and dry yourself down.pinkfloyd
    • You find a safe space to park your car. Bike lane isn't safe. It has people aiming for your jawpango
    • Boo me. Had to punch a person instead of looking over shoulder and moving over 4 feet. A parable of self-entitlement and slight inconveniences.deathboy
    • http://www.online-li…
      does remind me of this and seems like a lesson missed      deathboy
    • fucking bicyclists and their antics. anyways, how does one 'try to push' someone, are you sure you didn't sucker punch himterry_cloth
    • There is something wrong with maquito, he looks like hes in poor health, plus over reactive n stressed.yurimon
    • Wow, this escalated quicker than the asshole I punched today. No big deal people, just a lesson punch.maquito
    • @terry. You stretch your arms out with open palm. Then shifting your weight from you rear leg to your front leg Towards the person. With your palm contactingpango
    • Said persons upper body. Making them shifting their weight from their front to their back and more. Making them involuntary moving backward.pango
    • It's basic scheme terry!!! Do you get it now?!?! Or should I draw it out in crayons!!? LOLpango
    • *Science!!! Bitch!!pango
    • Why did you insult him first ? you're clearly a retard.i_was
    • terryuritroll attempt: failed.fadein11
    • fucking_terry_Cum_cl...utopian
    • Why did he cut into the bike lan first? He's clearly an asshole.pango
    • No need calling him an asshole. I have to be honest.sureshot
    • qbn is full of thugsdrgs
    • you brought justice to a raging argentinian, well doneernexbcn
    • lol, fadein, is mr ronnie pickering
      https://www.youtube.…      yurimon
    • but im serious im concerned for maquitos health if you look at his pics.yurimon
    • I thought he called you pelotudo, read again and it was you, so YOU are the raging argentinean lolernexbcn
    • yea, and I think is completly legal to park over the bike lane heheh, just be more tolerant guysfeel
    • lol, triggered the little cucks again, oh wellterry_cloth
    • Lawsuitformed
    • Thug life!!pango
    • In Germany, one can get sued for simply giving someone the finger, even if they pulled a stunt like this bloke in the car. :\Continuity
    • Germany sux.yurimon
    • French-kiss my arsehole, yurimon, you fucking shitcunt troll. Seriously.Continuity
    • seriously, I think people would universally agree that the crab level is extreme when that is possible in a legal system. states not that bad but hope neveryurimon
    • to this level.yurimon
    • the crab level is extreme?monospaced
    • it's a thing
      https://i.ytimg.com/…      terry_cloth
    • thanksmonospaced
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