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    My girlfriend sleeps for about an hour before me in the evening, which I don't mind, and about 2 hours longer than me in the morning... which is starting to drive me fucking nuts. It's my fucking birthday as well. Wake up and give me some attention mafaka.

    Also... Happy birthday monospaced. We totally share a birthday.

    Did I mention it's my birthday?

    WAKE UP BITCH

    I'm still drunk

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    • I just poked her and said give me attention and she turned round to cuddle me, elbowed me straight in the eyeball and the fell back to sleep.set
    • QBN is my only comfortset
    • LOL!oey
    • Happy B Day by the way.oey
    • My wife does that too. Falls asleep earlier and sleeps in so well. Happy birthday to you too set!monospaced
    • Haha! Happy birthday mono! And you too, set, you needy-sounding shitcunt. :)Continuity
    • happy birthday mang. and mr mono.yurimon
    • Fuck off cuntmonospaced
    • mr birthday boy sadmir? https://s-media-cach…yurimon
    • Lol at needy sounding. My cock needy a good seeing to. Thanks Yurimon you sexy man.set
    • HBD fellasgarbage
    • Haha! I jest, of course, set. Many happy returns, me old cock!Continuity
    • I know sunbeam. Thanks cuntsset
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