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    I have this coworker, who apparently does not shower, sitting next to me. How do I tell him?

    • 'you smell, take a shower'set
    • send him an anonymous email with a fake account. dont be rude, just tell him politely.Bennn
    • That is a terrible idea, Ben. Say stuff to people's faces, Damnitdetritus
    • just fuckn tell him he stinks!GeorgesII
    • does he vape?moldero
    • I'd love to give him a menthol vapemekk
    • is it the steve jobs fragrance or the full-range homeless classic odor?sted
    • go to your boss/supervisor and say there is an issue in the office regarding personal hygiene .. its their fucking job to deal with itautoflavour
    • go next to him and say, ew, what's that smell, walk 5 feet away and say, ah, much better, then repeatpinkfloyd
    • just tell him he smells like donkey shit and that he needs to take a shower...pronto.sureshot
    • yeah I'll just tell him politely when I go home today so he can deal with it over the weekend and maybe isn't mad monday.mekk
    • I think tellin the supervisor is a bit harsh, poor guy has enough problems here in this company.mekk
    • Monday, when you'll open the door to leave to work, he'll be there waiting for you and will say: "So you think I smell"Bennn
    • leave a travel-size shower gel on his keyboard when he's away from his deskchukkaphob
    • Hang air fresheners over his monitors.

      Or, plug in a USB glade candle into his tower. problem solved.
      futurefood
    • There was a guy in my first job like this - boss ended up taking him aside and telling him. Next week he came in reeking of cheap shower products and cologne...detritus
    • ...i'm not sure we won. The rare time I had to jump on his computer, my fingers would tingle worryingly from whatever grot that had accrued on his keys *shudderdetritus
    • "Bro, do you even soap?"Maaku

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