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• drgs1

  The girl I have been seeing has plucked out all my eyebrows and now I'm trying to come up with an explanation for colleagues at work

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  • cancerGnash
  • not all eyesbrows entirely, but they are visibly shaped nowdrgs
  • tell them you recently found out you're Puerto Rican or Dominican. that's normal grooming for men there...robotron3k
  • when you say, "all my eyebrows,' how many did you start with?Gnash
  • one, according to the girlfrienddrgs
  • 1) say you lost a bet 2) tell the truth
    3) you were making a cool gadget when it blew up burning your brows 4) or cooking with alcohol flambe.yurimon
  • 5) migrants.yurimon
  • she is born in the country, but not native... go ondrgs
  • 6) you tried this new shampoo that dissolves your hair type. lol 7) you were waxing your girl when you fell face first on the wax paper.yurimon
  • 8) you did for an art project film. 9) you did it for charity.yurimon
  • yurimon -- he's gooddrgs
  • i like #7sarahfailin
  • Just tell them you're a fag. Easy, problem solved.drake-von-drake
  • eyebrows grow pretty fastdrgs
  • Lol great string. Funny stuff.Hayoth

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