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    i wanna hit on my new coworker before i leave... she's actually from sb just like myself, went to the same schools, know some of the same people...

    ... but i'm kind of a pussy.

    so since my desk faces her right side ima just stare at her eyes, eyebrows, lips and face like a complete creeper...she thinks im looking at my monitor...

    i got 13 days left to hit on this woman

    help me qbn

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    • do it, don't think about it just do it.

      or hate yourself for ever.      _niko
    • This place really is 4chan.i_monk
    • grow some ballzpinkfloyd
    • ahaha monk :D pockets pull your self together and ask her out for a coffee or something. keep it simple and nice.sted
    • did you go to SBHS?monospaced
    • If you want the last 12 days to be awkward, then go for it today.Maaku
    • I've hit on married woman. Single coworker shouldn't be that hard. (*i didn't see her ring)pango
    • @pockets you've come to the right place for sound advice! LOLchukkaphob
    • help me o'b'qbn, you're my only hopedetritus
    • But yeah, my advice would be to just ask her out (something I most {QBN} men won't have the balls to do if they were you) LOLchukkaphob
    • Write your love note on a sheet of paper, fold it into a paper plane, toss it at her (try not to poke her eye out). U'll get laid in no time. Guaranteed. hahachukkaphob
    • https://s-media-cach…
      tomorrow morning do this with her desk. love forever. Guaranteed.      sted
    • wheres she from or who you know seems irrelevant to the question. only thing relevant is why are u being a pussy.deathboy
    • just asks her for a damn drink already. quit being a dummy. Say, "hey, wanna grab a drink Thursday since you're leaving"?capn_ron
    • then throw the old pockets charm on her and make sweet sweet music with her. :)capn_ron
    • She's probably thinking the same thing. Do it. If she's says no just say you only meant as friends, no pressure...set
    • rabbit?bklyndroobeki
    • do it. or keep fapping to the fantasy.bezoar
    • "can i ask a womans opinion? on a scale from 1 to 10, how creepy am i"
      great opener      drgs
    • I've always hated female "co-workers." Equal pay for equal pay, my ass. They tend to drag and cause problems and think they're deserving of more. No.drake-von-drake
    • starting with a question what diverts her toughs about you in to that direction and proves your self-ignorance and insecurity is how true pros conquer.sted
    • You have zero chance unless you are consistently around her enough to care before you leavedocpoz
    • *for her to care.docpoz
    • So try to be around her without hitting on her so she can get a feel for you. I think a desperate hit will be easily denieddocpoz
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