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    You're not high until you think the "oven ready" beep is the beep telling you the food is done, then you realize you didn't set the timer, so you guess it's been about 15 minutes, then set the timer for another 15 minutes only to return to the kitchen after that beeps to find that the food was never put in the oven in the first place.

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    • I was so stoned yesterday I got off the train to make the connecting train, then got on a train straight back to where I came from.set
    • Didn't even realise until I got thereset
    • haha, niceimbecile
    • *hit the bluntApeRobot
    • http://youtu.be/WeYs…bezoar
    • yess!jaylarson
    • hahaha @set.sureshot
    • HahahaHijoDMaite
    • Or get in an elevator and forget to press your floor, then when someone else gets in you walk out onto the same floor out were just on.DaveO
    • Last time I was so fucking high I forgot where I put my weed...hahaha that was fucked up.sureshot
    • Or when you are watching tv with someone and say "yeah" and people look at you wondering why you said that and you realize you answered a question nobody askedcannonball1978
    • crazy shitsureshot
    • Haha, I asked my cat who someone was on the TV onceset
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