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Sean and Patrick fancied a pint or two of beer, but did not have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Patrick said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door, to the
butcher shop, and came out with one large sausage.Sean said, "Are you crazy? Now we do not have any money left at all."
Patrick replied, "Do not worry - just follow me."
Patrick went into the pub, where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness, and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Sean said, "Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We have not got any money."
Patrick replied, with a smile, "Do not worry, I have a plan, Cheers."
They downed their drinks.Patrick said, "OK, I will stick the sausage through my zipper, and you go on your knees, then put the sausage in your mouth."
Said and done. The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub, Sean said, "Patrick, I do not think that I can do any more of this. I am drunk, and my knees are hurting me."
Patrick said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."