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  • detritus0

    When I was young and even more pathetic than I am now (first month of university, or so), I was dragged into bed by a girl I liked and who - at least in her stupor - apparently liked me.

    Being a complete and utter knob-end, I turned around and wanted to confirm, beyond all reasonable doubt, that I wasn't about to fuck up by assuming the next move.

    So, I fucked up, and tried to confirm the next move with her.

    Something pathetic along the lines of "Do... you... like me? Can I... ki...". Cut-short, fucking hell. I could see immediately that that was the completely wrong thing to do.

    Strong women - actually, just people, just fucking humans - don't like insipid nonents who don't have self-belief. It isn't attractive.

    We very quickly went back down stairs, me utterly deflated.

    Nothing ever happened between us.

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    She had a wonderful bottom.

    • Cool story, bro.nb
    • *fist bumpdetritus
    • heheset
    • After making the comment above, I do believe in hindsight what you should have said instead is "I'm going to jizz up your fucking nostril"set

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