Park or Bird?

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  • face_melter0

    How could you *not* know if there's a bird in your photo?

    Unless you have some kind of severe psychological blindspot caused by childhood trauma relating to an incident when a flock of seagulls attacked and kidnapped your family. Only to find pieces of said family posted to you on a daily basis from locations unknown, each with a note that only says 'the time is now, the time is past'. A trauma that broke you and has haunted you for almost 30 years. The result being that your subconscious mind has erased birds from existence - you neither see or hear birds - as far as you are concerned they are nothing. Why were your family taken? By whom? The pieces stopped being delivered after the sixth finger of each family member. Where are they now? What is preventing them from contacting you? Are they still a prisoner of some wicked seagull overlord?

    Then, then, I might understand why you were unable to spot a bird in a photograph.

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