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- GeorgesIV2
@ben according to the official story:
some poor chaps wanted more democracy, so they manifested peacefully, but the bad bad spawn of hell assad, couldn't handle it (coz hes a pussybitch),
so he sent his minions of hell massacre these poor defenceless women and children, after all, they were syrians, it's not like he would have let them get killed by someone else...
Cue to the well trained, well armed FREEEEEEEDOMM fighters, who happened to be also well trained in guerrilla warfare and luckily had access to all kind of weapons from the local Costco. those poor syrian army was able to immediately take over a large span of the country and keep in with barely no help from the Allied...
sometimes though these weapons just fell on their laps, they were godsend, they kept on being dropped from the sky, some also came from the now free and democratic Libya with jihadist/mercenary attached to them like kinduh surprise!
anyway
Fuckn dictator Assad whom had a big support from the majority of the population who had seen how much democracy had worked in Irak, Afghanistan, Libya.
Dat same population that is more scared of those from the free syrian army then their soul sucking blood drinking beheading, torturing raping democratic evil dicator, but it's ok, according to the western new assad is responsible to 99.9% of the death, coz u know, he's the president of syria, if rebels/isis kill people then it's his fault, he should have just left after all,
what an asshole
-I'll jump a little bit, coz I have shit to do-
Cue in to chemical weapons attack, all western media accused assad of being the perpetrator and that we should bomb his army so that the syrians can be free again, just like Lybia.
John Kerry.... oooh johny boy, I won't even rehash what he said, but we're still waiting for the proof from the US, but who needs proof when you live in an unilateral world
Anyways, Master P cockblocked the US, made a deal with assad to clean up the remnant of chemical weapons, baring his brand new titanium grill master P said nobody is touching Assad, nah ha, not on my watch biutch!!
This started a new dalliance between assad, putin and now china aka the freedom hating love triangle!!!
-The end-
(sorry, I probably gloss over someshit) but this is the jeez of the story!!
TRUMP2K16
- Tip: People will take your ideas more seriously when you stop writing in the voice of an idiot.nb
- AM I GETTING PAID TO ENTERTAIN YOUGeorgesIV
- Why waste your time writing your ideas, if not to influence others? Why write all this just to have it ignored?nb
- chill nb this was well written and funny_niko
- nb: i think the point was to show the irrationality of the situation by using an "irrational" voice of sarcasm.pr2
- it's just george purging himself of all the bile and verbal diarrhea he has built up in the week. lol at master pgilgamush
- Gilgamush, QBN's very own Ronnie Pickering.isleptwithsirenstonight
- This is gold Georges. Do you have a Patreon acount?isleptwithsirenstonight
- oi, i'll bash you, you daft muppetgilgamush
- Good ol' Ronnie making a spectacle of himself as usual. Keep shining.isleptwithsirenstonight
- thanks GeorgesBen99
- ..and TRUMP2K16 !Ben99
- TRUMP2K16 fo sho!isleptwithsirenstonight
- lol thanks, yea that was my ronnie impersonationgilgamush
- Haha. This love triangle looks complicatedIanbolton