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    Ugh one of the developers (she's really hot) at my work decides she needs a career change to front end/design because she is a good painter/drawer. So now all day I have to give her advice on her food blog, horrible logos she made, why her phone pictures of food don't look like the other billions of food blogs.

    Why do lazy people want me to "teach them ________" (insert design, photography, etc)? I never really asked anyone such a burden. I taught myself and sure I asked specifics here and there. But it's like fuck I can't teach you design in a few days over messenger at work!

    • If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.mrpt
    • "...(she's really hot)..." < here's the answer why you need to help herchukkaphob
    • step 1: be nice to a nerd. step 2: have him do your homework for you. step 3: never put out. step 4: he hates himself for being a sap, you feel finegilgamush
    • try to lay her.docpoz
    • Say good design is contagious and put your weenie in her.iCanHazQBN
    • So, she wants a new career that will pay her less?section_014

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