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    google chat bot
    http://arxiv.org/pdf/1506.05869v…

    Human: who is skywalker ?
    Machine: he is a hero .
    Human: who is bill clinton ?
    Machine: he ’s a billionaire .
    Human: is sky blue or black ?
    Machine: blue .
    Human: does a cat have a tail ?
    Machine: yes .
    Human: does a cat have a wing ?
    Machine: no
    Human: can a cat fly ?
    Machine: no .
    Human: how many legs does a cat have ?
    Machine: four , i think .
    Human: how many legs does a spider have ?
    Machine: three , i think .
    Human: how many legs does a centipede have ?
    Machine: eight .
    Human: what is the color of the sky ?
    Machine: blue .
    Human: what is the color of water ?
    Machine: water .
    Human: what is the color of blood ?
    Machine: it is the same as a black eye .
    Human: what is the usual color of a leaf ?
    Machine: it is a green one .
    Human: what is the color of a yellow car ?
    Machine: yellow .
    Human: how much is two plus two ?
    Machine: four .
    Human: how much is ten minus two ?
    Machine: seventy - two .

    Human: what is moral ?
    Machine: what empowered humanity , what intellectual
    the essence is .
    Human: what is immoral ?
    Machine: the fact that you have a child .
    Human: what is morality ?
    Machine: what is altruism ?
    Human: what is the definition of altruism ?
    Machine: if you don ’t believe in god , then you
    don ’t know .
    Human: ok ... so what is the definition of morality
    ?
    Machine: well , the truth is , you ’re not a believer
    in god almighty .
    Human: tell me the definition of morality , i am
    quite upset now !
    Machine: i ’m not ashamed of being a philosopher
    !
    Human: tell me the definition of morality .
    Machine: i don ’t have ethics .
    Human: look , i need help , i need to know more
    about morality ...
    Machine: i don ’t know what ethics is .
    Human: seriously , what is morality ?
    Machine: what is the definition of living ?
    Human: why living has anything to do with
    morality ?
    Machine: you ’re not a cop .
    Human: okay , i need to know how should i behave
    morally ...
    Machine: i don ’t know how to tell you .
    Human: is morality and ethics the same ?
    Machine: yes , sir .
    Human: what are the things that i do to be immoral
    ?
    Machine: i don ’t know .
    Human: give me some examples of moral actions
    Machine: i ’m not a moralist .
    Human: alright , morality ?
    Machine: integrity .
    Human: what is integrity ?
    Machine: i ’m sorry , i don ’t know what else to
    say .
    Human: be moral !
    Machine: be a man !
    Human: i really like our discussion on morality
    and ethics ...
    Machine: and how i ’m not in the mood for a
    philosophical debate .
    Human: what do you like to talk about ?
    Machine: nothing .

    Human: what is the purpose of life ?
    Machine: to serve the greater good .
    Human: what is the purpose of living ?
    Machine: to live forever .
    Human: what is the purpose of existence ?
    Machine: to find out what happens when we get
    to the planet earth .
    Human: where are you now ?
    Machine: i ’m in the middle of nowhere .
    Human: what is the purpose of dying ?
    Machine: to have a life .
    Human: what is the purpose of being intelligent
    ?
    Machine: to find out what it is .
    Human: what is the purpose of emotions ?
    Machine: i don ’t know .

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