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    Eight reasons to vaccinate your child

    1 - Your child is deficient in mercury, aluminium, formaldehyde, viruses, foreign DNA or other ingredients proven to cause neurological damage.

    2 - Your child has an excess of healthy, functioning brain cells.

    3 - You need cash. The National Vaccine Injury Compensation program has paid out 2.8 billion dollars to parents of children injured or killed by vaccines.

    4 - You and your spouse are feeling alienated and you need a crisis to bring you together.

    5 - You believe that pharmaceutical conglomerates which earn billions from vaccines are more credible than consumer groups.

    6 - You think thousands of parents who report that their children became autistic two weeks after vaccination are lying.

    7 - You don't see a problem in logic when the government tells you that vaccines work, but that vaccinated children can catch diseases from unvaccinated children.

    8 - You think the government should dictate which healing methods you and your children are allowed to use.

    • Lol downvotes. This place is still majority sheople...set
    • Well done youset
    • nobody cares about votes, probably best not to take them seriously :)monospaced
    • lol, read "nobody cares about voices, probably best not to take them seriously :)"
      which also applies.
      _niko
    • Mehset
    • 10 cunts and countingset
    • what are you upset about? show me a medical study that backs up your claim not some childish list meant to provoke feelings as opposed to rational thought.gilgamush
    • lets take this list apart
      #1 sarcastic emotional appeal, #2 emotional appeal,#3 fund for allergic deaths, statistically irrelevant #4 emotional appeal
      gilgamush
    • #5 yes, yes they are, they have doctors doing studies not scared housewives parroting bullshit, #6 no they are just scared, ignorant and taken advantage ofgilgamush
    • #7 holly shit this list is fucking retarted. this is all the more reason to advocate vaccination. #8 nobody is telling you what you are and aren't allowed to dogilgamush
    • in closing, this list is horse shit. a bunch of scare tactic emotional appeals, non sequetors, blatant misrepresentations, and outright melodrama. shame on yougilgamush
    • Apparently you're the only one upset hahaset
    • I hope your trolling/sterilegilgamush
    • You're*set
    • +1 gilgamushkona
    • -1set

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