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    It was a dark, stormy night on QBN. "Stay away!" they said. "Nothing but trouble is lurking behind those keyboards!" Still, the brave lad pressed on, eager to find his public voice... or is it public choice? He carelessly brushed aside the doubts and the naysayers, and roared victoriously in thread after thread, leaving a path of laughter and utter brillance in his wake. A deep sense of admiration set in. "This motherfucker right here," a poster quipped, "this one right here. He is on a questine. He is on a questine for the holy reline." "What?" a voice replied. "That's ludicrous. The holy reline can never be found. It was lost forever when the lolcube landed on the hard drive with the location coordinates. The damn thing is gone, gone I tell you! And anyone who is searching for it is a fool!" "HA!" the poster mocked loudly. "I wouldn't be too sure about th-" SUDDENLY SUSAN! The earth opened up and swallowed an entire thread of animated .gifs! Something monumental is happening here. Something that can only be described in quasi-onion terms, like that time that guy wrote "social" and "media" on the white board in the office and everyone's jaw dropped open cause they knew what the fuck just hit them in the face. And it smelled like fresh, clean copy. The kind the writery types do. For the internets. For seo. For that guy that cut me off in traffic. And for the lulz. Oh the lulz.

    Capish?

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