why is this not true?
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- TheGreatGlorpo5
Yuriman, I need you to prove that this isn't true. Are you up for the challenge?
This is from someone in the know. Their words:
I was told recently by an Agency Insider that there is a global conspiracy regarding what is done with circumsised foreskins.Basically the God of Abraham (the God of Christians, Muslims and Jews) is an extraterrestrial creature that feeds on foreskins.
Somewhere in a secret location priests in ancient robes shovel foreskins into the creature's mouth every second of every minute of every day.
If they ever cease the supply of foreskins pouring into the beasts maw, the creature will destroy the earth.
Thats why Christians oppose abortions and birth control. The whole "pro life" movement is too make sure enough children are born to provide the needed foreskins, which increases every year.
That is why there has been a massive population explosion. the worlds leaders are scrambling to ensure an adequate supply of flesh foreskins.
Have you been circumcised? If so the creature has tasted of your flesh, and an unbreakable bond has been created between you.
When you die your soul will emit a resonance that the creature recognizes from the taste of your foreskin and it calls you to it. You will then reside for eternity in a false heaven created by the alien creature for its
amusement.Fortunately I have not been circumcised, so I will go to real heaven.
This is insider information. I am in great danger for even posting this.
I personally dont believe this Insider at all. I believe in a loving God who has Forgiven our sins through Jesus Christ and the Teachings of Mohammad and the Torah and Quran and the Laws and the Prophets.
But the Gnostics say that the God of the bible is a false god, really the devil.
The DEMIURGE
- you are doing the same thing pango is doing with the parody salad. More of comedy routine at this point and mocking however if you read my earlier response youyurimon
- can have an idea of what im talking about.yurimon
- The point is, You can't disprove it!
The silly salad is only as silly as your silly video.pango - That is a crazy story! I always thought foreskins were repurposed as cheap fried calamari rings.mg33
- Break it down and it's the same shit yurimon. There's no other way to put it. You're showing some crazy shit and asking to disprove it. That simple.monospaced
- And even if that stupid shit is real, I still have to go to work and have a family and watch my shows and go on trips. Big fucking deal. Nobody believes it.monospaced
- I seriously want you to attempt to talk about design and maybe take this kind of nonsense elsewhere. Internets a big place. please.monospaced
- And Glorpo. That was Glorious.monospaced
- mono you are delusional. you lack reading comprehension or something repeating as if you havent read what i posted on this subject earlier.yurimon
- its ok mono its your choice to be ignant. no pressure i never asked you personally to post in this threadyurimon
- you fackin ap bro. Am i addicting to reply too or somethingyurimon
- And there it is. Calling others delusional.pango
- Mono doesn't lack reading comprehension. He lack any fucks to give to that videopango
- he keeps ranting off subject, the intent that i expressed already. hes ignoring what i said. its only to be right, nothing elseyurimon
- he wants to win an argument about how much he doesn't care by posting stuff that shows how much he doesnt care?yurimon
- Because u are too dumb to see it even with your ancient knowledge. He doesn't care about the video. He can't stand u posting nonesence that annoying everyone.pango
- And I'm sticking around because you haven't disprove the salad yetpango
- pango you are like a fly buzzing. you make no sense if he really didnt care he wouldnt post that much to prove it. its not nonsense it a good subject,yurimon
- I understand that most people dont care to deal in truth especially if it threatens their world view.yurimon
- if you post cats, people are happy however but deep thinking subjects. not so happy.yurimon
- No it isnt. And so many people disagree with you too. It seems like you don't want to disprove the salad is it cuz it might make your original video look silly?pango
- I'm like a fly?? You should really take a look at your self.pango
- It's more like I'm chasing the fly right now.pango
- I was trying to be nice and tell you you are in the wrong place for this. My reading comprehension is as good as it gets. Wish yours was better though.monospaced
- I dont think its a wrong place. my opinion different then yours. there is a jingle that said i could talk about anything on qbn.com. i know its silly butyurimon
- any response is ok regardless of what it is. I was hoping a more intellectual one but didnt happen.yurimon
- at least a couple yes this thread could have been only like 5-10 posts with notes.yurimon
- That jingle was on april fool only. and it's long passed. you're not still in april fool are you?pango
- if i had a dollar for every time yurimon called himself intelligent or a "deep thinker"... i'd be dan bilzerianscarabin
- http://en.wikipedia.…scarabin
- Of course you CAN talk about anything here. Nobody's suppressing you. We're simply suggesting that you don't since it's not well-received. Lighten up.monospaced
- lighten up. I never see myself as superior so keep guessing in your attempt try to be right scarybin. i question everything always try to evolve, nothing likeyurimon
- you are sayin.yurimon
- this whole thread has been you saying you're superior. you can't possibly be that blindscarabin
- it's just been one long angry wank for youscarabin
- i dont know how you get this when i ask for a historical opinion to disprove something repeatedly. am I dealing with frail egos here? just let me know.yurimon
- Your'e dealing with people who don't give a fuck about the topic, and who don't have time to watch, and wont' be boethered to reply to a conspiracy theorymonospaced
- then stop posting and get out of the thread.yurimon
- plus some conspiracy theories are true now.yurimon
- make me?monospaced
- then dont complain you dont care. you want a hug?yurimon
- Cmon. Still waiting for you to solve the salad=illuminati mystery.pango