What do you want?
What do you want?
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Ask for a Fleshlight, and when they hand you a flashlight on Christmas morning you erupt in a rage shouting "NO!! I WANTED A FUCKING FLESHLIGHT, A FLESH--LIGHT! IT'S A PORTABLE RUBBER VAGINA I CAN STICK MY DICK IN! FUCK YOU, GRANDMA, YOU DEAF IDIOT!" Then throw the flashlight as hard as you can at the Christmas tree and storm out of the house.
That'll teach 'em to ever ask you for a wish list again.