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A few years ago I went through a phase of writing my dreams down in the morning. I just stumbled across them. This one made me laugh...
Vagina photo
I was going out with this blonde girl and we lived together literally on the street. It was really comfy, we had a bed and a telly and a sofa but it was on the street down the road from where I grew up.
She had a picture of her vagina on her phone and I was consumed with trying to send the picture to my phone so that I had it to look at. Every time she turned around or walked off I’d jump up and grab her phone but I could never quite send it to mine.
The dream ended with her breaking up with me in an estate agents, telling me that the reason was because whenever we went swimming together I’d just want to do lengths and not have fun and go on the slides etc.