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When the day is on the wane, when the gloomy September sky breathes cold and indifference, and the black gateways -- with boredom and melancholy, you begin to notice involuntary trembling of your pale hands. But it's not from the raw, searing wind...
What can you do? Wander around misty streets of your neighborhood? Nail down rotting yellow leaves with the tip of the umbrella? Walk up the dirty stairs of your hallway and meet a tired looking woman? To silently open your own door, fumble for the switch and crash it in pieces with one blow? Walk into the kitchen, open the pot-bellied fridge and admire its contents? Ignite the stove, set a tea keetle to boil? Get frozen meat out of the fridge? Turn your pockets inside out? Listen to the sound of coins rolling out on the floor? Take off your trousers without taking off the coat? Put boiling tea kettle in the fridge? Put your trousers on the burning stove? Put the meat on top? Remove your underwear without taking off the coat? Look at your penis for a couple of minutes? Listen to the rustling flame creeping over the trousers? Put warm, penis-smelling underwear in the freezer? Take out the eggs from the fridge and throw them on the floor? Go to the bathroom, turn on hot water? Look at yourself in the mirror while listening to the sound of running water? Lie in the bathtub without taking off your coat? Sing pop songs slapping your hands on the surface of the water? Release gas bubbles greeting them with laughter? Put on a grimace and squeeze out a portion of poop? Help it to get out of the folds of your coat? Take a box of matches out of your pocket? Stick one match into the floating brown turd? Stretch out your arm, remove paper label from a shampoo bootle? Put it onto the match like a sail? Blow, forcing the awkward boat to circle around your knees? Sing something as you do it? Get out of the bathtub like a noisy waterfall? Walk into the smoke filled living room hunched under the wet coat? Cry and smash windows of an old cupboard? Urinate, or simply piss... and that's what you can -- to urinate, or simply piss. Piss, piss, piss, have a good piss. You can piss, piss, piss so sweet, long piss, piss so gently, quiet piss. So long piss, piss long and sweet piss. Okey, so piss, piss long and softly, piss pee pee, piss, piss oh so sweet, quietly piss, piss, piss sweet, sweetie, and so sweaty piss smelly to piss, pretty piss, piss, piss quietly, piss, piss, well, a sweet sweaty piss, piss, stinky, to stink and piss, piss and stink, stink and piss piss stinky sweet piss and that was pissing pissing and sweet that was smelly and that was pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink that was pissing this pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing pissing pissing stink stink stink pissing