Israel bombing shit..
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THE ISRAELI WARNING CALL
*RING RING* ring ring ~ Hello?*
"Hi, Mr and Mrs. Fu Gaza? This is a courtesy call from The Good Guys, warning you that we are going to come and destroy your house. Please pack your things, you've got 30 minutes to run. When you come back, you will be homeless so please pack everything that you will need. We are also offering a limited time insurance. Would you like to sign up for some home insurance now for 1000 Shekels? FYI, this does not cover missiles damages. No you didn't do anything wrong, but someone in your neighborhood did try to hit our bulletproof shield with a rock. Fortunately nobody on our end got hurt, but we're gonna unload a missile into your neighborhood."
"But I cannot find my sons. I think they're out playing soccer at the beach. I have to go find them"
"Don't worry maam, we'll dispatch a couple of boats out there to warn them. We should be able to get there in a couple minutes for you. It shouldn't be too hard to find a couple kids playing soccer out on a beach. We have well trained and professional soldiers who can spot these things. We will have boats waiting there for you and your kids. We hoped you enjoyed your stay. If you have any questions, please remember that we are The Good Guys. Have a nice day!"
- Its designed this way, Just like the aristocrats planned wwwI, Bankers are planning WWWIIIyurimon